Posted at: 10:56 PM
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ng Wen Wei!
- Ng Wen Weiolatry is the mindless worship of Ng Wen Wei.
- The porpoise is second to Ng Wen Wei as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- Ng Wen Wei is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Ng Wen Wei.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Ng Wen Wei!
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Ng Wen Wei for the rest of the day.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Ng Wen Wei, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
- Ng Wen Wei is the sacred animal of Thailand.
- Ng Wen Wei cannot swim!
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Ng Wen Wei with his left foot.
Got this from lester's blog. It's lame right? Haha. But still, we need lameness to survive. So, yea... And point 9 is nonsense. I CAN swim relatively ok. Haha. Point 2, the porpoise is second to Ng Wen Wei as the most intelligent animal on the planet, how I wish...
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl Heh.
I am not trying to self-pity here. But I juz realised that I have certain traits that most guys will not want. I have short legs (as compared to the rest of my body), curly hair (i know my hair sucks) and big feet.
One good example will be that when I went out to buy black leather shoes today, certain nice designs are not ok for me as they are narrow... In the end, I settled for a pair that fits me and is quite nice. To me lah. lol. Fyi, I need black leather shoes cos I have to wear them when I go over to st nicks in week 10.
One whole day has passed and I am still slacking. Haha. I think I should go do work now.
See ya.