Quizzes
Posted on: Sunday, April 01, 2007
Posted at: 8:35 PM
Posted at: 8:35 PM
From Bo Jia's blog.
Take Out Your Cell Phone & Answer These Questions
1. Who was your last missed call? JY (name hidden as the person did not want to be known.) I was having dinner then.
2. Who was your last received call? Kae Yuan. Asked me about some book.
3. Who was your last dialled call? Clement. Called him to ask how to prepare number one uniform. Hah.
4. How many text messages are in your inbox? 7. My phone memory sucks. >.<
5. How many text messages are in your outbox? 4. Same reason as above.
6. Who’s the last person you texted? Ferris. See below.
7. Who’s the last person who texted you? Ferris. Asked when we will be doing the eng ppt.
8. How many contacts do you have? 95. Lost some when my phone spoilt in sec 2. T-T
9. Who’s your first contact? Let's see... Other than my family, I think it's a pri sch friend. Can't remember.
10. Who’s your last contact? Wen Shan. Hah.
11. What’s your current ringtone? 听妈妈的话 I like it, can?
12. Do you have any games on your phone? yea. but all not fun de. =(
13. What’s the background on your phone? Hah. You know the LOVE thingy near plaza Sing?
14. What’s the date? 1st april! XD
15. What’s the time? 2051.
SINGAPOREAN QUIZ
[ ] You like to eat chicken feet. Eww...
[ ] You sing karaoke.
[x] You’ve worn glasses ever since you were in fifth grade. Somewhere there lah. Heh.
[x] You’ll haggle over something that is not negotiable. But fail usaully...
[ ] You are a math genius. This is so not me...
Total: 2
[x] You sometimes take showers at night. Always.
[ ] You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. Got separate like that one meh?
[x] You say “aiyah” and “wah” frequently.
[x] You save grocery bags. I usually choose to dump inside my bag except for bulky/wet things.
[x] You twirl your pen around yourfingers. It's a habit. Don't ask me why.
Total: 4
[x] You have been taught that wasting food is a sin. The 非洲难民 thingy. I am sure a lot of us had been told that from young.
[x] Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
[x] You beat eggs with chopsticks. Otherwise use what?
[x] You like congee with thousand-year- old eggs. One of my fav food!!! XD
[x] You have eaten moon cakes before. Who doesn't? o.0
Total: 5
[ ] If you don’t live at home, when your parents call, they ask you if you’ve eaten, even if it’s midnight. So far I live with my family. And they can't contact me at camps. Hah.
[x] You email/msn your Chinese friends, even though you’re only 10 feet apart. 10 feet= around 3 metres. Yep. In IS lesson in sec 2.
[x]You can read traditional chinese A bit lah.
[x] Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin before they are thrown away. My mom forces me to do that. >.<
[x] You know what pearl milk teas are. Again, who doesn't...
Total: 4
[x] You bring fruit with you as a gift when you visit people’s homes. Classic example: during CNY. Heh.
[ ] You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. I dislike it...
[ ] You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don’t eat the last piece of food on the table [x] Your parents argue with other adults over the dinner bill. Over who is paying it. All wanna pay.
[x] You love to use coupons. MCD, KFC, BK, Popular etc etc. You name it, I use it.
Total: 3
Grand total: 18
Multiply by 4.
I am 72% singaporean. =D And yes, I am proud of it. Hah. But I believe that there are more singapore traits not written in this quiz. Heh.
Stupidity Quiz
(18 and above = stupid)
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. Don't ask me how!
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. Hope not.
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
Total: 3
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. OMG
[x] You just tried to sing them.
Total: 3
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers. We all started with this, I think...
Total: 2
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire Yea. During survival training.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class Nearly...
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
Total: 2
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. My mind is full of nonsense everytime.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. What's that?
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. Multiples of 9. Hah.
Total: 2
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand >.<
Total: 3
[ ] You repost bulletins/return emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
Total: 0
[ ]Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused Natural reaction.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
Total: 2
[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word “umm” is used many times a day.
Total: 1
Grand Total: 19
Borderline stupid person. Hah.
Take Out Your Cell Phone & Answer These Questions
1. Who was your last missed call? JY (name hidden as the person did not want to be known.) I was having dinner then.
2. Who was your last received call? Kae Yuan. Asked me about some book.
3. Who was your last dialled call? Clement. Called him to ask how to prepare number one uniform. Hah.
4. How many text messages are in your inbox? 7. My phone memory sucks. >.<
5. How many text messages are in your outbox? 4. Same reason as above.
6. Who’s the last person you texted? Ferris. See below.
7. Who’s the last person who texted you? Ferris. Asked when we will be doing the eng ppt.
8. How many contacts do you have? 95. Lost some when my phone spoilt in sec 2. T-T
9. Who’s your first contact? Let's see... Other than my family, I think it's a pri sch friend. Can't remember.
10. Who’s your last contact? Wen Shan. Hah.
11. What’s your current ringtone? 听妈妈的话 I like it, can?
12. Do you have any games on your phone? yea. but all not fun de. =(
13. What’s the background on your phone? Hah. You know the LOVE thingy near plaza Sing?
14. What’s the date? 1st april! XD
15. What’s the time? 2051.
SINGAPOREAN QUIZ
[ ] You like to eat chicken feet. Eww...
[ ] You sing karaoke.
[x] You’ve worn glasses ever since you were in fifth grade. Somewhere there lah. Heh.
[x] You’ll haggle over something that is not negotiable. But fail usaully...
[ ] You are a math genius. This is so not me...
Total: 2
[x] You sometimes take showers at night. Always.
[ ] You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. Got separate like that one meh?
[x] You say “aiyah” and “wah” frequently.
[x] You save grocery bags. I usually choose to dump inside my bag except for bulky/wet things.
[x] You twirl your pen around yourfingers. It's a habit. Don't ask me why.
Total: 4
[x] You have been taught that wasting food is a sin. The 非洲难民 thingy. I am sure a lot of us had been told that from young.
[x] Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
[x] You beat eggs with chopsticks. Otherwise use what?
[x] You like congee with thousand-year- old eggs. One of my fav food!!! XD
[x] You have eaten moon cakes before. Who doesn't? o.0
Total: 5
[ ] If you don’t live at home, when your parents call, they ask you if you’ve eaten, even if it’s midnight. So far I live with my family. And they can't contact me at camps. Hah.
[x] You email/msn your Chinese friends, even though you’re only 10 feet apart. 10 feet= around 3 metres. Yep. In IS lesson in sec 2.
[x]You can read traditional chinese A bit lah.
[x] Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin before they are thrown away. My mom forces me to do that. >.<
[x] You know what pearl milk teas are. Again, who doesn't...
Total: 4
[x] You bring fruit with you as a gift when you visit people’s homes. Classic example: during CNY. Heh.
[ ] You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. I dislike it...
[ ] You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don’t eat the last piece of food on the table [x] Your parents argue with other adults over the dinner bill. Over who is paying it. All wanna pay.
[x] You love to use coupons. MCD, KFC, BK, Popular etc etc. You name it, I use it.
Total: 3
Grand total: 18
Multiply by 4.
I am 72% singaporean. =D And yes, I am proud of it. Hah. But I believe that there are more singapore traits not written in this quiz. Heh.
Stupidity Quiz
(18 and above = stupid)
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. Don't ask me how!
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. Hope not.
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
Total: 3
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. OMG
[x] You just tried to sing them.
Total: 3
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers. We all started with this, I think...
Total: 2
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire Yea. During survival training.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class Nearly...
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
Total: 2
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. My mind is full of nonsense everytime.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. What's that?
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. Multiples of 9. Hah.
Total: 2
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand >.<
Total: 3
[ ] You repost bulletins/return emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
Total: 0
[ ]Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused Natural reaction.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
Total: 2
[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word “umm” is used many times a day.
Total: 1
Grand Total: 19
Borderline stupid person. Hah.